Ray Jones was killed in a car crash along with 2 of his friends (Jess Basilua and Adris Olasupo, both 17) after a collision with a bus at 12.20 am on Saturday (27/aug/2007) in High Street South, East Ham. Brothers Mark and Arthur Conrad were also injured. The five boys were all school friends from East Ham. Ray Jones was the driver of the vehicle, a black Volxwagon Golf.
Striker Jones, just 18, had all the attributes needed to be a top quality striker. Size (6,4), strength, aerial prowess, pace, good feet, an eye for goal and the ability to finish in the 6 yard box.
We Are QPR are saddened by the loss of such a young life, and cannot even begin to imagine the loss the Jones family are feeling.
RIP Ray Jones - I will always remember the good times.
Current QPR manager John Gregory said: "Ray was a beautiful boy. He was a fantastic person with a big heart. He had the potential to go on and be a legend.
It's hit the football club really hard. The players are absolutely devastated."
Ex QPR manager Ian Holloway said: "It's a terrible tragedy. A young life taken away. A young talent gone.
I knew him, he was a great kid and a fantastic talent as well, so my heart bleeds for all of them. For me there's no worse thing than to have to bury your child and I'm so sorry for them."
Chairman chairman Gianni Paladini said: "We are all shocked and saddened by the news. It's a huge loss for this football club.
Ray had the world at his feet and he will be sorely missed by everyone connected to QPR.
Our thoughts at this time are with his family and friends. We will be doing everything we can to help them through this terrible time."
QPR captain Adam Boulder added: "We are all deeply shocked and saddened. Ray was one of us. A footballer with a passion to succeed for himself and for QPR.
It goes without saying that Ray was the most gifted player at the club. He had fantastic raw ability, and was destined for a very bright future, both at club and international level. He was a great character, a very popular figure in the dressing room, and he will be sadly missed.
Words can't really express how we all feel at the moment. It is a tragedy that we are all struggling to come to terms with, but we will pick ourselves up and play our hearts out for Ray.
Every kick, every shot, every tackle will be for him. He was one of us, and will never be forgotten. May he rest in peace."
Venue: Loftus Road KO: 3:00 pm, 18 Aug 07 Attendance: 12,596 Referee: P Joslin
QPR V Cardiff First Half 0:26 Cross by Paul Parry(Cardiff), comfortable save (caught) by Lee Camp(QPR). 2:07 Foul by Paul Parry(Cardiff) on Adam Bolder(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 3:35 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, foul by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) on Joe Ledley(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 5:03 Cross by Zeshan Rehman(QPR), resulting in open play. 6:17 Shot by Daniel Nardiello(QPR) right-footed from right channel (18 yards), missed right. Goal kick taken long by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 6:59 Shot by Steven MacLean(Cardiff) left-footed from left channel (20 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 8:30 Cross by Joe Ledley(Cardiff), clearance by Damion Stewart(QPR). 9:14 Foul by Damion Stewart(QPR) on Kevin McNaughton(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Kevin McNaughton(Cardiff) from right wing, resulting in open play. 10:06 Foul by John Curtis(QPR) on Steven MacLean(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from left channel, resulting in open play. 12:20 Foul by Glenn Loovens(Cardiff) on Dexter Blackstock(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 13:58 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), clearance by Glenn Loovens(Cardiff). 14:35 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to near post, clearance by Dexter Blackstock(QPR). 18:19 Foul by Hogan Ephraim(QPR) on Kevin McNaughton(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 18:57 Foul by Roger Johnson(Cardiff) on Lee Camp(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 23:16 Shot by Daniel Nardiello(QPR) right-footed from left channel (20 yards), blocked by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 23:40 Foul by Paul Parry(Cardiff) on Damion Stewart(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 24:13 Cross by Paul Parry(Cardiff), clearance by Martin Rowlands(QPR). 25:16 Foul by Paul Parry(Cardiff) on Damion Stewart(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 26:16 Foul by Adam Bolder(QPR) on Kevin McNaughton(Cardiff). Adam Bolder(QPR) booked for unsporting behaviour. Direct free kick taken right-footed by Kevin McNaughton(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 27:03 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to far post, resulting in open play. GOAL! 29:12 Cross by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff), shot by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) left-footed from left side of six-yard box (6 yards), save (tipped round post) by Lee Camp(QPR). Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to centre, save (punched) by Lee Camp(QPR). Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to centre, goal by Paul Parry(Cardiff) right-footed (bottom-left of goal) from centre of penalty area (12 yards). QPR 0-1 Cardiff. Assist (pass) by Glenn Loovens(Cardiff) from centre of penalty area. 29:42 Paul Parry(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 30:02 Cross by Steven MacLean(Cardiff), resulting in ball out of play. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 31:02 Foul by Adam Bolder(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 31:40 Cross by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff), clearance by Stefan Moore(QPR). 32:29 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to centre, clearance by Dexter Blackstock(QPR). 32:50 Cross by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff), resulting in ball out of play. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 33:45 Paul Parry(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 35:05 Cross by Paul Parry(Cardiff), header by Steven MacLean(Cardiff) from centre of penalty area (6 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 36:00 Foul by Gavin Rae(Cardiff) on Daniel Nardiello(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left channel, resulting in open play. 36:41 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, resulting in ball out of play. Goal kick taken long by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 38:08 Cross by Stefan Moore(QPR), save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 39:43 Cardiff substitution: Kevin McNaughton replaced by Chris Gunter (injury). 41:21 Cross by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff), clearance by Damion Stewart(QPR). 41:53 Header by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) from left side of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 42:20 Foul by Daniel Nardiello(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Glenn Loovens(Cardiff) from own half, passed. 43:19 Paul Parry(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 44:10 Foul by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) on Joe Ledley(Cardiff). Zeshan Rehman(QPR) booked for unsporting behaviour. Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from left channel, resulting in open play. 45:00 (1:28) Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), comfortable save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 45:00 (2:15) Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to short, resulting in open play. Half Time Score - QPR 0 Cardiff 1
QPR V Cardiff Second Half 45:53 Shot by Stefan Moore(QPR) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), hit post. 46:51 Paul Parry(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 47:36 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), clearance by Tony Capaldi(Cardiff). 48:39 Attacking throw-in by Zeshan Rehman(QPR).Cardiff substitution: Tony Capaldi replaced by Peter Whittingham (injury). 50:02 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), shot by Dexter Blackstock(QPR) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), comfortable save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 50:41 Cross by Adam Bolder(QPR), comfortable save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 51:17 Handball by Joe Ledley(Cardiff). Joe Ledley(Cardiff) booked for unsporting behaviour. Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right channel, resulting in open play. 52:27 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), header by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) from centre of penalty area (12 yards), save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). Foul by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) on Hogan Ephraim(QPR). Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) booked for unsporting behaviour. Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left wing, resulting in open play. 53:20 Inswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to centre, clearance by Michael Mancienne(QPR). 53:51 Shot by Gavin Rae(Cardiff) right-footed from left channel (30 yards), missed right. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 54:29 Hogan Ephraim(QPR) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 54:53 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) to far post, resulting in open play. 56:47 Shot by Daniel Nardiello(QPR) right-footed from left side of penalty area (12 yards), save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 57:14 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), clearance by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 57:31 Foul by Martin Rowlands(QPR) on Stephen McPhail(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from own half, passed. 57:43 Cross by Paul Parry(Cardiff), resulting in open play. 58:18 Cross by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff), headed goal by Paul Parry(Cardiff) (top-left of goal) from left side of six-yard box (6 yards). QPR 0-2 Cardiff. Assist (cross) by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from right wing. 59:22 Steven MacLean(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 60:10 Shot by Gavin Rae(Cardiff) right-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed right. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 61:00 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), clearance by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 61:12 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), comfortable save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 63:43 Paul Parry(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 63:51 QPR substitution: Stefan Moore replaced by Nick Ward (tactical).QPR substitution: Daniel Nardiello replaced by Marc Nygaard (tactical). 64:57 Foul by Damion Stewart(QPR) on Steven MacLean(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from right channel, resulting in open play. 65:44 Foul by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Michael Mancienne(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 66:29 Shot by Steven MacLean(Cardiff) left-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 68:08 Foul by Martin Rowlands(QPR) on Steven MacLean(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Roger Johnson(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 69:13 Foul by Glenn Loovens(Cardiff) on Dexter Blackstock(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right channel, resulting in open play. 70:02 Shot by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) right-footed from centre of penalty area (18 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 70:51 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), clearance by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 71:13 Cross by Nick Ward(QPR), clearance by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 71:37 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Gavin Rae(Cardiff) from own half, passed. 72:15 Shot by Paul Parry(Cardiff) left-footed from right channel (30 yards), save (caught) by Lee Camp(QPR). 72:24 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 74:15 Shot by Hogan Ephraim(QPR) right-footed from left channel (20 yards), blocked by Gavin Rae(Cardiff). Shot by Martin Rowlands(QPR) volleyed right-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 74:42 Foul by Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff) on Hogan Ephraim(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Damion Stewart(QPR) from own half, passed. 76:26 Steven MacLean(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from left channel, resulting in open play. 77:06 Foul by Martin Rowlands(QPR) on Stephen McPhail(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 78:32 Cross by Peter Whittingham(Cardiff), resulting in ball out of play. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 79:36 Foul by Gavin Rae(Cardiff) on Hogan Ephraim(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left wing, header by Marc Nygaard(QPR) from centre of penalty area (6 yards), comfortable save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 80:08 Cross by Marc Nygaard(QPR), clearance by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 81:47 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), brilliant save (caught) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 82:44 Shot by Nick Ward(QPR) right-footed from right side of six-yard box (6 yards), save (blocked) by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff). 83:59 Cross by Steven MacLean(Cardiff), shot by Paul Parry(Cardiff) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), missed right. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 84:51 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), clearance by Roger Johnson(Cardiff). 90:00 (5:46) Foul by Peter Whittingham(Cardiff) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 90:00 (5:46) Correction - Foul by Peter Whittingham(Cardiff) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 86:56 Foul by Dexter Blackstock(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 87:26 Foul by Martin Rowlands(QPR) on Stephen McPhail(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 88:02 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Roger Johnson(Cardiff) from right channel, resulting in open play. 88:56 Foul by Damion Stewart(QPR) on Trevor Sinclair(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) from right wing, passed. 89:24 Foul by Paul Parry(Cardiff) on Hogan Ephraim(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 89:48 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Roger Johnson(Cardiff). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Ross Turnbull(Cardiff) from own half, resulting in open play. 90:00 (0:45) Cross by Nick Ward(QPR), resulting in open play. Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), resulting in ball out of play. 90:00 (0:54) Cardiff substitution: Steven MacLean replaced by Warren Feeney (tactical). 90:00 (1:39) Paul Parry(Cardiff) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 90:00 (3:38) Cross by Peter Whittingham(Cardiff), shot by Paul Parry(Cardiff) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 90:00 (4:34) Foul by Stephen McPhail(Cardiff) on Hogan Ephraim(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by John Curtis(QPR) from left channel, resulting in open play.
RESULT QPR 0 Cardiff 2
QPR Team 01 Lee Camp 28 Zeshan Rehman 21 John Curtis 05 Damion Stewart 06 Michael Mancienne 18 Stefan Moore 07 Adam Bolder 25 Hogan Ephraim 14 Martin Rowlands 08 Daniel Nardiello 09 Dexter Blackstock
QPR Subs Bench 12 Jake Cole 02 Marcus Bignot 29 Nick Ward 30 Marc Nygaard 04 Danny Cullip
Cardiff Team 01 Ross Turnbull 02 Kevin McNaughton 03 Tony Capaldi 06 Glenn Loovens 12 Roger Johnson 16 Joe Ledley 10 Stephen McPhail 04 Gavin Rae 18 Trevor Sinclair 09 Steven MacLean 11 Paul Parry
Cardiff Subs Bench 44 Chris Gunter 07 Peter Whittingham 05 Darren Purse 14 Warren Feeney 33 Michael Oakes
Leyton Orient - 2 Jason Demetriou (56) Adam Boyd (64, pen)
Venue: Loftus Road KO: 7:45 pm, tue 14 aug 2007 Attendance: Referee: A Hall
QPR V Leyton Orient First Half 1:22 Shot by Martin Rowlands(QPR) drilled right-footed from left channel (20 yards), missed left. 2:20 Foul by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) on Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 6:19 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, clearance by Tamika Mkandawire(Leyton Orient). 8:44 Foul by Adam Chambers(Leyton Orient) on Marc Nygaard(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Marc Nygaard(QPR) from left channel, resulting in open play. 9:06 Shot by Nick Ward(QPR) left-footed from right channel (25 yards), save (caught) by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient). 9:30 Foul by Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient) on Danny Cullip(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 10:46 Foul by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) on Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient). Free kick crossed right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) from left channel, clearance by Marc Nygaard(QPR). 11:39 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 11:39 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 14:01 Stefan Moore(QPR) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 14:44 Foul by Stefan Bailey(QPR) on John Melligan(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Adam Chambers(Leyton Orient) from right channel, passed. 15:28 Foul by Michael Mancienne(QPR) on Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient). Free kick crossed right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) from right wing, save (caught) by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient). 16:11 Shot by Stefan Bailey(QPR) drilled right-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed right. 17:18 Shot by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) right-footed from right channel (25 yards), save (caught) by Lee Camp(QPR). 17:49 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to centre, clearance by Tamika Mkandawire(Leyton Orient). 19:44 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) to far post, clearance by Marc Nygaard(QPR). 20:45 Weak shot by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) right-footed from centre of penalty area (6 yards), missed right. 22:23 Foul by Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient) on Michael Mancienne(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Michael Mancienne(QPR) from left wing, resulting in open play. 24:45 Shot by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) right-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed right. 27:20 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Adam Chambers(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 30:26 Foul by Marcus Bignot(QPR) on Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) from right wing, resulting in open play. 34:43 Weak shot by John Melligan(Leyton Orient) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), over the bar. 36:08 Marc Nygaard(QPR) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 38:59 Shot by Stefan Moore(QPR) left-footed from left channel (20 yards), blocked by Tamika Mkandawire(Leyton Orient). 40:59 Header by Nick Ward(QPR) from left side of penalty area (18 yards), over the bar. 43:03 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to centre, save (caught) by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient). 43:23 Foul by Danny Cullip(QPR) on Jason Demetriou(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Aiden Palmer(Leyton Orient) from left channel, passed. 43:55 Shot by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) drilled right-footed from left channel (25 yards), missed left. 44:37 Shot by Nick Ward(QPR) left-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. 45:00 (0:26) Foul by Nick Ward(QPR) on Jason Demetriou(Leyton Orient). Nick Ward(QPR) booked for unsporting behaviour. Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. Half Time Score - QPR 0 Leyton Orient 0
QPR V Leyton Orient Second Half 46:48 Foul by Jason Demetriou(Leyton Orient) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left channel, passed. 47:29 Foul by Marcus Bignot(QPR) on Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Paul Terry(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 48:58 Foul by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) on Danny Cullip(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Adam Bolder(QPR) from right channel, resulting in open play. 49:12 Shot by Nick Ward(QPR) left-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed left. 50:58 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Tamika Mkandawire(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by John Melligan(Leyton Orient) from own half, passed. 52:30 Foul by Jason Demetriou(Leyton Orient) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Free kick crossed right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left channel, resulting in ball out of play. 53:25 Shot by John Melligan(Leyton Orient) right-footed from right channel (20 yards), over the bar. GOAL! 55:38 Goal by Jason Demetriou(Leyton Orient) right-footed (bottom-right of goal) from left side of penalty area (6 yards). QPR 0-1 Leyton Orient. Assist (pass) by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) from right side of penalty area. 56:48 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Tamika Mkandawire(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 58:50 Foul by Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient) on Marc Nygaard(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left channel, passed. 59:55 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to near post, clearance by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient). 61:13 Shot by Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient) right-footed from left side of penalty area (6 yards), save (parried) by Lee Camp(QPR). GOAL! 63:05 Foul by Danny Cullip(QPR) on Wayne Gray(Leyton Orient). Danny Cullip(QPR) booked for unsporting behaviour. Placed penalty taken right-footed by Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient) (bottom-left of goal), scored. QPR 0-2 Leyton Orient. 63:47 QPR substitution: Stefan Moore replaced by Kieron St Aimie (tactical). 66:33 Shot by John Melligan(Leyton Orient) right-footed from right channel (35 yards), missed left. GOAL! 67:48 Goal by Martin Rowlands(QPR) right-footed (bottom-right of goal) from left side of six-yard box (6 yards). QPR 1-2 Leyton Orient. Assist (pass) by Nick Ward(QPR) from right side of penalty area. 69:27 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) to centre, save (punched) by Lee Camp(QPR). 71:21 Foul by Kieron St Aimie(QPR) on Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 74:10 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, header by Danny Cullip(QPR) from centre of penalty area (6 yards), missed left. 74:41 Foul by Marcus Bignot(QPR) on Adam Boyd(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) from right channel, resulting in open play. 76:02 Leyton Orient substitution: John Melligan replaced by Charlie Daniels (tactical). 76:27 Leyton Orient substitution: Adam Boyd replaced by Efe Echanomi (tactical). 77:23 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Wayne Corden(Leyton Orient) to centre, save (punched) by Lee Camp(QPR). 78:26 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 79:32 Shot by Efe Echanomi(Leyton Orient) right-footed from centre of penalty area (6 yards), missed right. 80:05 Foul by Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient) on Marc Nygaard(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left channel, resulting in open play. 80:48 QPR substitution: Zeshan Rehman replaced by Damion Stewart (tactical). Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 81:07 QPR substitution: Marcus Bignot replaced by John Curtis (tactical). 83:35 Marc Nygaard(QPR) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 86:53 Foul by Jason Demetriou(Leyton Orient) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Adam Bolder(QPR) from own half, passed. 87:05 Shot by Kieron St Aimie(QPR) left-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed right. 88:21 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, clearance by Adam Chambers(Leyton Orient). 89:21 Foul by Aiden Palmer(Leyton Orient) on Kieron St Aimie(QPR). Free kick crossed right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right wing, clearance by Alton Thelwell(Leyton Orient). 90:00 Marc Nygaard(QPR) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Stuart Nelson(Leyton Orient) from own half, resulting in open play. 90:00 (1:06) Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, clearance by Tamika Mkandawire(Leyton Orient).
RESULT QPR 1 Leyton Orient 2
QPR Team 01 Lee Camp 02 Marcus Bignot 04 Danny Cullip 06 Michael Mancienne 28 Zeshan Rehman 07 Adam Bolder 14 Martin Rowlands 29 Nick Ward 23 Stefan Bailey 18 Stefan Moore 30 Marc Nygaard
QPR Subs Bench 05 Damion Stewart 12 Jake Cole 27 Sampsa Timoska 20 Kieron St Aimie 21 John Curtis
Leyton Orient Team 01 Stuart Nelson 04 Alton Thelwell 19 Aiden Palmer 05 Tamika Mkandawire 20 Jason Demetriou 07 John Melligan 17 Paul Terry 08 Adam Chambers 11 Wayne Corden 18 Adam Boyd 09 Wayne Gray
Bristol City V QPR First Half Text Commentary 1:09 Cross by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City), resulting in open play. 1:33 Foul by Dexter Blackstock(QPR) on Tamas Vasko(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. 2:18 Header by Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) from left side of six-yard box (6 yards), save (caught) by Lee Camp(QPR). 3:21 Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 6:06 Foul by Damion Stewart(QPR) on Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City). Free kick crossed right-footed by Bradley Orr(Bristol City) from right channel, clearance by Zeshan Rehman(QPR). Shot by Louis Carey(Bristol City) left-footed from left side of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 7:34 Shot by Lee Trundle(Bristol City) right-footed from right channel (20 yards), blocked by Damion Stewart(QPR). 8:06 Cross by Lee Trundle(Bristol City), clearance by Michael Mancienne(QPR). 8:10 Shot by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City) right-footed from left channel (30 yards), missed left. 9:07 Shot by Stefan Bailey(QPR) left-footed from right channel (25 yards), blocked by Louis Carey(Bristol City). 10:34 Cross by Daniel Nardiello(QPR), clearance by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City). 11:23 Shot by Daniel Nardiello(QPR) right-footed from right channel (20 yards), missed right. Goal kick taken long by Adriano Basso(Bristol City). 12:02 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Marvin Elliott(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 13:35 Cross by Stefan Moore(QPR), clearance by Bradley Orr(Bristol City). 15:11 Cross by Bradley Orr(Bristol City), clearance by Michael Mancienne(QPR). 15:16 Inswinging corner from right by-line taken left-footed by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) to short, resulting in open play. 16:49 Shot by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) volleyed right-footed from right channel (30 yards), over the bar. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 17:25 Handball by Daniel Nardiello(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 17:52 Foul by Michael Mancienne(QPR) on Lee Trundle(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 18:12 Foul by Louis Carey(Bristol City) on Dexter Blackstock(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Michael Mancienne(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 19:55 Foul by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) on Michael McIndoe(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) from left wing, header by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City) from right side of penalty area (12 yards), missed right. 20:58 Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 22:51 Foul by Louis Carey(Bristol City) on Dexter Blackstock(QPR). Free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right channel (25 yards), save (tipped over) by Adriano Basso(Bristol City). 23:00 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, clearance by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City). 23:44 Foul by Martin Rowlands(QPR) on Lee Johnson(Bristol City). Martin Rowlands(QPR) booked for dissent. Direct free kick taken right-footed by Bradley Orr(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. 25:13 Foul by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City) on Adam Bolder(QPR). Free kick crossed right-footed by Damion Stewart(QPR) from left channel, clearance by Louis Carey(Bristol City). 25:55 Cross by Martin Rowlands(QPR), blocked by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City). 26:26 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to near post, shot by Dexter Blackstock(QPR) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), missed right. Goal kick taken long by Adriano Basso(Bristol City). 27:03 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Tamas Vasko(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 27:45 Foul by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City) on Stefan Bailey(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Adam Bolder(QPR) from own half, passed. 29:11 Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 31:37 Cross by Zeshan Rehman(QPR), clearance by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City). GOAL! 32:35 Goal by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) right-footed (bottom-left of goal) from right channel (25 yards). Bristol City 1-0 QPR. Assist (pass) by Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) from right channel. GOAL! 33:32 Headed goal by Dexter Blackstock(QPR) (low centre of goal) from left side of six-yard box (6 yards). Bristol City 1-1 QPR. Assist (pass) by John Curtis(QPR) from own half. 37:39 Cross by Zeshan Rehman(QPR), resulting in open play. 40:18 Foul by Dexter Blackstock(QPR) on Jamie McAllister(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken left-footed by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. 40:40 Shot by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) left-footed from left side of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. 42:26 Cross by Brian Wilson(Bristol City), clearance by Zeshan Rehman(QPR). 42:40 Inswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) to far post, resulting in open play. 43:14 Foul by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) on John Curtis(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 44:10 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Louis Carey(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Tamas Vasko(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 44:31 Daniel Nardiello(QPR) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Louis Carey(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 44:52 Cross by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City), save (caught) by Lee Camp(QPR). 45:00 (0:20) Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 45:00 (2:02) Foul by Daniel Nardiello(QPR) on Louis Carey(Bristol City). Free kick crossed right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from right wing, clearance by Adam Bolder(QPR). 45:00 (3:31) Cross by Stefan Bailey(QPR), clearance by Louis Carey(Bristol City). 45:00 (3:45) Inswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to near post, clearance by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City).
Half time score :: Bristol City 1 QPR 1
Bristol City V QPR Second Half Text Commentary 45:01 Bristol City substitution: Tamas Vasko replaced by Liam Fontaine (tactical).Bristol City substitution: Adriano Basso replaced by Stephen Henderson (injury).Daniel Nardiello(QPR) booked for dissent. 46:15 Cross by Martin Rowlands(QPR), resulting in ball out of play. Goal kick taken long by Stephen Henderson(Bristol City). 47:26 Foul by Stefan Bailey(QPR) on Jamie McAllister(Bristol City). Free kick crossed right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from right channel, clearance by Damion Stewart(QPR). Shot by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) volleyed right-footed from right channel (20 yards), over the bar. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 49:10 Inswinging corner from right by-line taken left-footed by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) to far post, clearance by Michael Mancienne(QPR). 50:34 Header by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) from left side of six-yard box (6 yards), blocked by John Curtis(QPR). 51:21 Shot by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) right-footed from right channel (18 yards), blocked by Michael Mancienne(QPR). 52:07 Cross by Martin Rowlands(QPR), clearance by Louis Carey(Bristol City). 53:17 Foul by Liam Fontaine(Bristol City) on Dexter Blackstock(QPR). Free kick crossed right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right wing, clearance by Bradley Orr(Bristol City). 54:24 Foul by Lee Trundle(Bristol City) on Damion Stewart(QPR). Free kick crossed right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from left channel, clearance by Brian Wilson(Bristol City). 54:50 Shot by Martin Rowlands(QPR) right-footed from left channel (20 yards), hit post. 56:28 Foul by Adam Bolder(QPR) on Marvin Elliott(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stephen Henderson(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. 57:14 Michael McIndoe(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 57:44 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Marvin Elliott(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 58:42 Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) caught offside. QPR substitution: Daniel Nardiello replaced by Hogan Ephraim (tactical). Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 60:41 Foul by Lee Trundle(Bristol City) on Damion Stewart(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by John Curtis(QPR) from left wing, passed. Cross by Martin Rowlands(QPR), clearance by Liam Fontaine(Bristol City). 61:08 Foul by Martin Rowlands(QPR) on Marvin Elliott(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Bradley Orr(Bristol City) from right wing, resulting in open play. 63:15 Shot by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) left-footed from left channel (20 yards), over the bar. 65:09 Shot by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City) right-footed from right channel (20 yards), blocked by Damion Stewart(QPR). 66:03 Shot by Lee Trundle(Bristol City) lobbed right-footed from left side of penalty area (12 yards), over the bar. 67:17 Foul by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City) on Dexter Blackstock(QPR). Free kick crossed right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right wing, clearance by Liam Fontaine(Bristol City). 68:31 Foul by Damion Stewart(QPR) on Bradley Orr(Bristol City). Damion Stewart(QPR) booked for unsporting behaviour. Direct free kick taken left-footed by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. QPR substitution: Dexter Blackstock replaced by Marc Nygaard (tactical). 69:19 Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 70:01 Cross by Martin Rowlands(QPR), clearance by Liam Fontaine(Bristol City). 70:14 Lee Trundle(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Damion Stewart(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 71:39 Shot by Martin Rowlands(QPR) right-footed from left channel (20 yards), missed left. 72:57 Cross by Bradley Orr(Bristol City), save (caught) by Lee Camp(QPR). 74:16 Cross by Hogan Ephraim(QPR), blocked by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City). 75:09 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to near post, header by Marc Nygaard(QPR) from left side of six-yard box (6 yards), resulting in open play. 75:40 Shot by Martin Rowlands(QPR) left-footed from right channel (20 yards), hit bar. 75:58 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to centre, resulting in ball out of play. 76:27 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to far post, resulting in open play. 78:19 Shot by Hogan Ephraim(QPR) right-footed from right channel (25 yards), missed right. Bristol City substitution: Lee Trundle replaced by Scott Murray (tactical). Goal kick taken long by Bradley Orr(Bristol City). 78:58 Cross by Scott Murray(Bristol City), clearance by Michael Mancienne(QPR). 79:59 Shot by Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City) left-footed from left side of penalty area (12 yards), over the bar. Goal kick taken long by Lee Camp(QPR). 81:51 Shot by Martin Rowlands(QPR) left-footed from centre of penalty area (6 yards), fantastic save (caught) by Bradley Orr(Bristol City). 82:04 Foul by Marc Nygaard(QPR) on Louis Carey(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stephen Henderson(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. 83:00 Foul by Stefan Moore(QPR) on Michael McIndoe(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stephen Henderson(Bristol City) from own half, resulting in open play. 84:52 Scott Murray(Bristol City) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 85:58 Foul by Brian Wilson(Bristol City) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right wing, header by Zeshan Rehman(QPR) from centre of penalty area (12 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken long by Stephen Henderson(Bristol City). 86:22 Foul by Scott Murray(Bristol City) on Michael Mancienne(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Lee Camp(QPR) from own half, resulting in open play. 87:26 Foul by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) on Marc Nygaard(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Damion Stewart(QPR) from left wing, passed. 88:41 Foul by Stefan Bailey(QPR) on Enoch Showunmi(Bristol City). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City) from own half, passed. 89:00 Outswinging corner from right by-line taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) to centre, clearance by Michael McIndoe(Bristol City). GOAL! 90:00 (0:34) Goal by Scott Murray(Bristol City) curled right-footed (top-right of goal) from left channel (25 yards). Bristol City 2-1 QPR. Assist (pass) by Louis Carey(Bristol City) from left channel. GOAL! 90:00 (1:58) Foul by Jamie McAllister(Bristol City) on Martin Rowlands(QPR). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Martin Rowlands(QPR) from right channel, headed goal by Damion Stewart(QPR) (low centre of goal) from centre of penalty area (6 yards). Bristol City 2-2 QPR. Assist (header) by Marc Nygaard(QPR) from left side of penalty area. 90:00 (3:11) Shot by Marvin Elliott(Bristol City) right-footed from centre of penalty area (12 yards), fantastic save (tipped round post) by Lee Camp(QPR). 90:00 (3:17) Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Lee Johnson(Bristol City) to out of play, resulting in open play. # Final Whistle.
Match Result: Bristol City 2 QPR 2
QPR Team 01 Lee Camp 28 Zeshan Rehman 05 Damion Stewart 06 Michael Mancienne 21 John Curtis 14 Martin Rowlands 07 Adam Bolder 23 Stefan Bailey 18 Stefan Moore 08 Daniel Nardiello 09 Dexter Blackstock
QPR Subs 12 Jake Cole 30 Marc Nygaard 04 Danny Cullip 25 Hogan Ephraim 02 Marcus Bignot
Bristol City Team 01 Adriano Basso 02 Bradley Orr 06 Louis Carey 19 Tamas Vasko 03 Jamie McAllister 18 Brian Wilson 33 Lee Johnson 25 Marvin Elliott 11 Michael McIndoe 23 Lee Trundle 15 Enoch Showunmi
Bristol City Subs 32 Stephen Henderson 04 Liam Fontaine 10 Phil Jevons 17 Alex Russell 07 Scott Murray
When the wife was pregnant with little Goliath, she asked if I'd still find her attractive when she put on weight. "More weight," I instinctively corrected."
It's perfectly understandable if a lady's weight yo-yo's after such a stressful event, but with the wife, it merely yo'd. There's no excuse for a Premiership footballer to "tubby up" in such an outlandish fashion, so I hope there's no truth to the rumours emanating from Ewood Park.
It's alleged that a number of senior pros became hooked on pie and mash during the summer break. If the word on the street is correct, the players were so fixated with this culinary abomination, they stored a substantial amount of Fray Bentos pies in the club canteen.
Mark Hughes was understandably livid when he discovered the secret stash and immediately placed a lock on the freezer.
Robbie Savage considered the manager's act a blatant violation of his civil liberties and threatened to leave the club if he wasn't granted immediate access to the forbidden pastries. Mark Hughes stood his ground though, and refused to release the pie-key.
The 6/4 for Middlesbrough to open their campaign with a win over Blackburn is as delicious a treat as anything locked away in Sparky's freezer of shame.
I was quite surprised when the news broke that Robert Earnshaw had joined Derby; the little Welshman obviously misunderstood when asked if he would like to join the Rams. Earnie can help Derby take a point off Pompey at 9/4.
Roy Keane was a fierce competitor on the pitch: he went through more footballers than Gemma Atkinson. He'll need the same fighting spirit from his team when they face a formidable Tottenham side; I'm tucking in to the Spuds at 13/10.
Newcastle have gone down the multinational road in their search for new signings. Big Sam has signed a Brazilian, a Spaniard, a Cameroonian, a Czech, an Aussie, an Englishman and a Scouser. It wouldn't surprise me if he made a move for the promising Russian international, Ivan Terbungoutofit. The Premier League computer has mischievously sent Newcastle to Bolton for their opening fixture; Big Sam has it in the bag at 2/1.
I have a lot of faith in Andy "Magic" Johnson, even though he?s yet to master the "staying on his feet" trick. I'll be making the 8/11 for an Everton win over Wigan disappear.
If given the choice to play for Chelsea at Stamford Bridge or represent a George Bush 11 in Iran, I'd probably plump for the latter as the risk of injury diminishes significantly. Jose must be cursed; I'm taking Birmingham at 11/2 to snatch a shock draw.
I'm finding it hard to pick a winner in the West Ham v Manchester City match. I asked the wife for her opinion, but she's also sitting on the fence. I'm now praying for the draw at 9/4, as I need funds for a new fence.
Aston Villa supporters could not be happier with the progress made by Randy Lerner and Martin O'Neill. The giant may still be sleeping, but he's being poked with a pointy stick. Villa are overpriced at 3/1 to kick the season off with a win over Liverpool.
Fulham fans must be devastated. Mohammed Al Fayed gave his manager the green light to sign established internationals; and Sanchez tucked him up on a technicality. The Cottagers have never won away at Arsenal; the Gooners are the weekend banker at 4/11.
I was disturbed to read that Wayne Rooney has outrageously had his chest waxed. There's nothing wrong with connecting with your feminine side, but only when you're trying to find shelter for the little beard-hunter. There's nothing camp about the 1/4 for a Manchester United win over Reading.
I just hope Ryan Giggs doesn't follow Rooney's lead, as the repercussions of dwindling wax reserves could prove catastrophic for small businesses. A little accer on Tottenham, Aston Villa, Arsenal and Manchester United at 13/1 will offer a lifeline to those most under threat.
Weekend Betting:
Sunderland v Tottenham Saturday 11th August 12:45 Live on Sky
Sunderland 5/2 Draw 12/5 Tottenham 13/10
Get on: Tottenham
Match Special:
Berbatov to score the only goal of the game 28/1 Bolton v Newcastle Saturday 11th August 15:00
Bolton 6/4 Draw 9/4 Newcastle 2/1
Get on: Newcastle
Match Special:
Viduka to score at any time 5/2 Derby v Portsmouth Saturday 11th August 15:00
Derby 2/1 Draw 9/4 Portsmouth 6/4
Get on: Draw
Match Special:
Earnshaw to score in a 1-1 draw 20/1 Everton v Wigan Saturday 11th August 15:00
Everton 8/11 Draw 5/2 Wigan 5/1
Get on: Everton
Match Special:
Everton to win and keep a clean sheet 9/5 Middlesbrough v Blackburn Saturday 11th August 15:00
Middlesbrough 6/4 Draw 9/4 Blackburn 2/1
Get on: Middlesbrough
Match Special:
Tuncay to score the first goal 17/2 West Ham v Man City Saturday 11th August 15:00
West Ham 6/5 Draw 9/4 Man City 3/1
Get on: Draw
Match Special:
Match to finish either 1-1 or 2-2 7/2 Aston Villa v Liverpool Saturday 11th August 17:15 Live on Setanta
Aston Villa 3/1 Draw 23/10 Liverpool 11/10
Get on: Aston Villa
Match Special:
Carew to score with a header 6/1 Arsenal v Fulham Sunday 12th August 12:00
Arsenal 4/11 Draw 4/1 Fulham 10/1
Get on: Arsenal
Match Special:
Arsenal to score four or more goals 4/1
Chelsea v Birmingham Sunday 12th August 13:30 Live on Sky
Chelsea 2/9 Draw 11/2 Birmingham 16/1
Get on: Draw
Match Special:
Birmingham to score one goal or more 11/8 Man Utd v Reading Sunday 12th August 16:00 Live on Sky