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Can't buy me love, by the Beat All's
In life, I have two goals; (That's one more than Djibril Cisse.) to see
world peace in my lifetime, and to make a consistent profit on football
betting. Unfortunately, only one of my goals is achievable.
World peace moved a step closer this week as Arsene Wenger offered Alex
Ferguson an olive branch. (He ran out of soup and pizza.) The Arsenal
manager slammed the supporters who booed Sir Alex off the pitch last
weekend, in a show of support for his old nemesis.
The Scot's diminishing popularity is due to the team's formation, 451
and 433 are not just the most common answers in the 'Guess the age of
Wayne Rooney's next female companion' competition, they're also the
source of the United supporters frustration.
A midweek win in Europe silenced the critics, and a return to form
against Fulham will put the issue to sleep. The United manager will not
be booed this weekend, although it's a fair possibility that he'll be
hissed at some stage. Back Man U at 4/7 to return to winning ways.
The Liverpool v Chelsea clash looks good on paper, but on closer
inspection, a dull game is the probable outcome. Liverpool have played
four matches against decent opposition; away to Spurs and Boro, and home
clashes with Man U and Chelsea, all four finished goalless. Tip of the
week? You can't spell Liverpool without two O's. Get on the goalless
draw at 8/1.
Alain Perrin's tenure at Fratton Park appears to be drawing to a close.
It's bad enough when you haven't won a home match all season, but
sarcastically clapping a referee because you saw Wayne Rooney do it on
the telly is unforgivable.
Pompey did well to draw both matches against Newcastle last season,
Steve Stone snatched an equaliser in both games. Sharon Stone would
struggle to score this time around. Back the Geordies to increase
Perrin's pain at 5/4.
Everton play Manchester City this weekend, a team they completed the
double over last season with Tim Cahill scoring in both matches. Kate
Moss scores more than Cahill now, get on Man City at 8/11.
Chelsea are officially the Beat All'sThe following musical specials are all available at
Super Soccer"The Beat All's" - Chelsea to score three or more goals 9/2
"Simply Red" - Paul Scholes to score; Man Utd to win 1-0 45/1
"Cole Play" - Andy and Ashley Cole both to score 22/1
"Aswad" - Rio Ferdinand to score at anytime 12/1
"Chubby Checker" - Wayne Rooney and Milan Baros both to score 5/1
"Fairground Attraction" - Robbie Savage to score at any time 4/1
"Musical Diouf" - El Hadji Diouf to score two or more goals 8/1
"The Cardigans" - Teddy Sheringham and Andy Cole both to score 6/1
"Shaggy" - Wayne Rooney to score a hat-trick 16/1
"The Red Hot Willy Peppers" - Gallas to score at any time 10/1
Most promising innovation of the week
If you win by three clear goals, you receive an extra point. Arsene
Wenger knows his tomatoes.
Least promising innovation of the week
Salary capping. Modern day footballers will never accept headgear as
payment.
Quote of the week
"The Gargoyle's not gargling."
Gary Lineker has a go at Steve Bruce's acting skills and questionable
appearance in just four words. Well done.
Stats, you're a liberty
Charlton have found the net 10 times this season; 90 % have been scored away from home.
Accumulator of the week
Blackburn
Man Utd
Newcastle
Man City
Aston Villa
The five fold pays over 20/1
Weekend Betting
Blackburn v West Brom Saturday 1st October 15.00
Blackburn 8/11
Draw 9/4
West Brom 10/3
Get on: Blackburn
If Blackburn can win at Old Trafford, the Baggies will be easy pickings.
The last six matches between the two have produced two goals or less,
it'll be a comfortable 1-0 win.
Match Special:
Blackburn to win 1-0 6/1
Charlton v Tottenham Saturday 1st October 15.00
Charlton 7/5
Draw 11/5
Tottenham 8/5
Get on: Draw
Tottenham have always either won or lost at the Valley in the
Premiership, a draw is overdue.
Match Special:
Match to finish 1-1 11/2
Fulham v Man Utd Saturday 1st October 15.00
Fulham 4/1
Draw 13/5
Man Utd 4/7
Get on: Man Utd
Surprisingly, United have been held to a 1-1 draw for the last three
seasons away at Fulham. Rooney will start this one, (the match, not the
ruck,) United will win.
Match Special:
Man Utd to score four or more goals 11/2
Portsmouth v Newcastle Saturday 1st October 15.00
Portsmouth 7/4
Draw 9/4
Newcastle 5/4
Get on: Newcastle
Pompey are three without a win; the Geordies three without defeat, get
on the Toon Army at 5/4.
Match Special:
Michael Owen to score two or more goals 9/2
Sunderland v West Ham Saturday 1st October 17.15
Live on PPV
Sunderland 7/5
Draw 11/5
West Ham 8/5
Get on: Draw
Marlon Harewood scored in both matches against Sunderland in the
Championship last season. There's every chance he can net another one.
Match Special:
Harewood to score the first goal 5/1
Man City v Everton Sunday 2nd October
11.15 Live on PPV
Man City 8/11
Draw 9/4
Everton 10/3
Get on: Man City
Four games without a win for City now, it's a good job they're playing
Everton.
Match Special:
Man City to win 1-0 6/1
Wigan v Bolton Sunday 2nd October 13.00
Wigan 6/4
Draw 11/5
Bolton 6/4
Get on: Draw
Bolton have not conceded a goal from open play in their last five
matches, Big Sam's men will consolidate their Champions League position.
Match Special:
Bolton to keep a clean sheet 15/8
Arsenal v Birmingham Sunday 2nd October 13.30
Live on Sky
Arsenal 2/7
Draw 7/2
Birmingham 8/1
Get on: Arsenal
The Blues have only managed to score in one of their last eight matches
against the Arsenal. The Gunners are absolutely nailed on.
Match Special:
Arsenal to score five or more goals 7/1
Aston Villa v Middlesbrough Sunday 2nd October 14.00
Aston Villa Evs
Draw 9/4
Middlesbrough 9/4
Get on: Aston Villa
Aston Villa are averaging 4.5 goals scored a game. (Last 2 games only.)
Villa always score against Boro. (Nine goals in their last five
matches.) I suffer from bracket over-use. (3 cases.)
Match Special:
Villa to score three or more goals 4/1
Liverpool v Chelsea Sunday 2nd October 16.00
Live on Sky
Liverpool 9/5
Draw 9/4
Chelsea 6/5
Get on: Draw
Goalless.
Match Special:
No goal scorer in the match 8/1
Written By Gerry Mcdonnell
