GAMBLOG UK - WE ARE QPR - Holloway Wins BBC Madcap Banter Award

Madcap Ian Holloway
Some of Mourinho's more unhinged comments almost rivalled the outbursts from the bonkers Bristolian - but only the QPR boss can be the winner here.

There are almost too many to choose from, but we will settle for these comments about a reporter who claimed QPR defender Danny Shittu would be sold.

'Whoever that was, I'd like to pull his pants down and slap him on the arse like I used to do to my kids. Apparently I'm not even allowed to do that any more otherwise I'll have the health and safety on to me giving it the old 'hello'.'